My friend Scott followed me around LA while I got ready for Conan. Do I really sound like that?
I’m a detective!
My buddy Scott Moran is making a series of awesome short documentaries about comedians, this most recent one is about Mitch Hedberg, and he sits down with Mitch’s widow, Lynn Shawcroft, to discuss Mitch’s writing process. They all are very very good. Watch them now, and then tell Scott how much you like him.
I’ll milk a pun till the cows come home.
I’m coming home to headline the Comedy Underground, my home club, and I think you should come down and be there.
My beautiful and talented girlfriend, Alice Wetterlund is in a national commercial, and I did nothing to show it off. Probably because I know deep down inside I will eventually have to quit comedy and be her assistant like Selena’s dad. She just filmed another national commercial, which means she’s winning the TV competition we’re having, wait I was on 3 minutes of Last Comic Standing. Tie!